Friday, March 28, 2008

musti di sensor ini bocah...

kadang-kadang om suka slip....suka keliwat mengamati perkembangan si olas....

padahal tiap pulang kantor dia laporan terus perkembangannya....

terus om tanda tangan....

kemaren bini sempet panik....

gara-gara olas nanya...porno itu apa ya pa?

wadugh...berusaha gak nahan kaget....

om : porno itu keliatan udelnya las...

ternyata dia udah bisa baca banyak....

koran om si warkot suka taro sembarangan di atas meja...

dia kayanya pengen buktikan kalo dia bisa baca-tulis....

ya udah om belikan whiteboard....dan dia mulai acak nulis...giliran om dikte.....oma....opa...opung....opungnya betul...omanya jadi omah...opanya jadi opah.........hehehe

kenapa pake H las? iyaa betulll itu ....yang diajarin ama bu guru...

om Kondre

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  1. Rawinspirations ...March 28, 2008 at 10:18 AM

    Ide bagus, tambahin h... Biar ga ketangkep sopwernya ahlul...
    pornohgrapih....

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  2. arien, nengMarch 28, 2008 at 10:18 AM

    omah.. akhirnya beda arti jadi rumah.
    hehee

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  3. Andre PelenkahuMarch 28, 2008 at 10:20 AM

    omahku nandii ????

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  4. Andre PelenkahuMarch 28, 2008 at 10:21 AM

    hehehe....

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  5. Robert AAMarch 28, 2008 at 10:25 AM

    Porno jadi Pornoh... gitu ya Om?

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  6. Citra SavitriMarch 28, 2008 at 10:26 AM

    kalo keliatan udelnya porno ..
    kalo keliatan keleknya apa om?

    *dudududu*

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  7. Rina MaylinaMarch 28, 2008 at 10:27 AM

    porno itu kliatan udel dan bagian bawahnya, trus porno-nya sering goyang...gituh Olas....

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  8. Lidia TanodMarch 28, 2008 at 10:28 AM

    ati2 nanti kalo Olas baca iklan rokok, trus nanya: impotensi itu apa pa?
    siap2 jawaban dari sekarang deh oom, hahahaha

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  9. Andre PelenkahuMarch 28, 2008 at 10:29 AM

    halo kang obet....dah lama gak berjumpoh...

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  10. Andre PelenkahuMarch 28, 2008 at 10:30 AM

    kata dasarnya im 'potensi' => im kehilangan.....potensi diri ? gitu?

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  11. Andre PelenkahuMarch 28, 2008 at 10:31 AM

    bauuuuu wekkssss :p

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  12. Andre PelenkahuMarch 28, 2008 at 10:32 AM

    dia nanya juga....persik itu apa? om jawab aja ...Ooooo itu klub bola...persik kediriiiiii :p

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  13. d .March 28, 2008 at 10:32 AM

    olas kelas berapa om kondrehhh ??

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  14. Rina MaylinaMarch 28, 2008 at 10:33 AM

    om yang aneh.....

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  15. Andre PelenkahuMarch 28, 2008 at 10:33 AM

    nah ini dia masalahnya...dia tk-a, kalau menurut om maunya bermain dan mencocok...tapi ternyata udah diajarin baca tulis....bingung, kata temen kantor om, SD gurunya mau udah bisa baca tulis.. :(

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  16. Citra SavitriMarch 28, 2008 at 10:33 AM

    ah oom.
    porno = keliatan udel
    impotensi = kehilangan potensi diri

    ngeboongin anak kecil aja nih ..
    hahahahaha ..

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  17. Lidia TanodMarch 28, 2008 at 10:34 AM

    kata potensi tetep masih bikin bingung, kudu yg lagnsung dia ngerti...
    susah ya jadi ortu :))

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  18. bitter flyMarch 28, 2008 at 10:36 AM

    wakakakaka, dasar om :P

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  19. Andre PelenkahuMarch 28, 2008 at 10:38 AM

    jadi inget jadul cit...anak kecil itu sebenarnya gak ada yg ngawur pikirannya...
    om dulu pernah lagi maen gundu / kelereng...masukin ke lubang...
    karena kebetulan ada lagu dangdut lagi top [Salome] om nyanyi aja sambil maen gundu....salome....satu lobang rame-rame....
    egh digetok palanya ama tetangga sebelah [dah kuliah]
    katanya : gw bilang bokap nyokap loe , ngomong jorok...
    om bingung..apanya???? $%&^&^&^5

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  20. Andre PelenkahuMarch 28, 2008 at 10:44 AM

    gw baru aja satu lid.....ngana so 2.....laki2 pula...gimana rasanya jadi perempuan di sarang ...;))

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  21. Citra SavitriMarch 28, 2008 at 10:45 AM

    HAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAAHAHA ..
    iya ya.
    mereka sih mikirnya lurus-lurus aja.
    kita aja yang udah "kebanyakan tahu" jadi akhirnya satu kata yang sama bisa diartikan lain-lain ..

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  22. Andre PelenkahuMarch 28, 2008 at 10:45 AM

    salah mbak...
    harusnya....wakaka dasar omh....! :D

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  23. Andre PelenkahuMarch 28, 2008 at 10:47 AM

    koq kita?.....kamu kaliiii

    mana oleh2 dari manado????? wekekekek....

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  24. Uci MomKavin+IjaMarch 28, 2008 at 10:54 AM

    olassssshhhhhhhh

    salam buat papah andreh yahhhh !!

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  25. Citra SavitriMarch 28, 2008 at 10:57 AM

    ih buang bodi!
    hahahahhhahahaha ..

    dah abis oom. baru mau nitip lagi sama temen gue yang mau balik kesana.
    oleh-olehnya foto aja yaaaa .. *gag penting*
    hahahaha :))

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  26. Andre PelenkahuMarch 28, 2008 at 10:58 AM

    uci ada teks lagu hompimpa gak? egh kata olas hompimpah.... :D

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  27. Andre PelenkahuMarch 28, 2008 at 11:00 AM

    dugh jadi pengen pulakampung...udah 18 tahun gak kesana....pengen ke tondano...tomohon...trus ke tanawangkooooo ododododoe.....

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  28. Uci MomKavin+IjaMarch 28, 2008 at 11:05 AM

    lagunya sapahhhhh ?

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  29. Andre PelenkahuMarch 28, 2008 at 11:08 AM

    sekolah minggu...ada? kalau ada di email ke email om aja yaa...

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  30. Ima HartantoMarch 28, 2008 at 11:10 AM

    nggak usah Olas yang sudah bisa baca Om .. Ajeng yang cuma dengar dari TV aja semua ditanya ... pusing tujuh keliling ;p

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  31. Uci MomKavin+IjaMarch 28, 2008 at 11:11 AM

    otreeee aku cari yaaa
    kaya punya CDnya hompipahhh Happy Holy Kids ituuuu

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  32. Citra SavitriMarch 28, 2008 at 11:11 AM

    emang oom orang menado?

    *pertanyaan yang mungkin terdengar bodoh tapi serius deh, aku nggak tahu heheheheee*

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  33. Andre PelenkahuMarch 28, 2008 at 11:12 AM

    nah TV ...liat dan dengar....ini lebih bahaya lagi...iklan2 menyesatkan....waakkkakaakka
    makanya om pantek TV dirumah untuk space toon aja .... kalo yang laen om kasi password! hahaha

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  34. Robert AAMarch 28, 2008 at 11:13 AM

    Hahahaha.. Enak ya Om tiap hari bisa hadir di Java Jazz? Hehehehe...

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  35. Andre PelenkahuMarch 28, 2008 at 11:14 AM

    enakan ngana bet.....udah tiap hari.....gratis...egh dibayar pulaa..

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  36. Lusiana HartonoMarch 28, 2008 at 11:17 AM

    kenpa jg pake H

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  37. Andre PelenkahuMarch 28, 2008 at 11:19 AM

    iyoooo noo, manado card...kalo orang sana bilang...pake ktp aja...tapi muka, kulit ga ada tanda2 darisana wakakakkaka....

    mampir ke lahendong citra? => http://kondombocor.multiply.com/journal/item/229/si_kudis...

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  38. Deo PleiadesMarch 28, 2008 at 11:20 AM

    Resiko langganan WARKOT om.. hahahaha

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  39. Andre PelenkahuMarch 28, 2008 at 11:20 AM

    gak tau lusih..

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  40. Andre PelenkahuMarch 28, 2008 at 11:23 AM

    om dulunya POSKOTA[lebih ganaz] ...tapi karena tintanya luntur...trus ada WARKOT....rada bersih..lebih murah...1000 perak.....ya udah om beli di LAMPU MERAH [paling ganazh] ....kalo sore suka beli juga edisi 1000nya KOMPAS ama SP...hehehe

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  41. iwan hernawanMarch 28, 2008 at 12:22 PM

    puji => pujih
    papa => papah
    oma => omah

    kenapa opung sama tulang nggak pake H?
    hayo jawab!..

    jawab:
    karena opung sama tulang..lebih suka BH

    huahahahhaaa

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  42. Ceuceu WikeMarch 28, 2008 at 12:34 PM

    TK A udah bisa baca tulis???
    pandaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiii deh

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  43. jonny herbartMarch 28, 2008 at 12:47 PM

    andre bukan org menado tp org timor leste dan nyong ambon, wakakakakaka

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  44. Andre PelenkahuMarch 28, 2008 at 12:51 PM

    keharusan bu....kayanya semua udah gitu skr....karna SD maunya terima jadi....anak TK udah baca tulis...

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  45. jonny herbartMarch 28, 2008 at 12:51 PM

    ndre, knp skrg giginya jadi ompong? xixixixixi

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  46. Andre PelenkahuMarch 28, 2008 at 12:51 PM

    dezzigggg

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  47. Andre PelenkahuMarch 28, 2008 at 12:53 PM

    gara2 ngana....udah ah....mo pulang dulu...selamat berakhir pekan!

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  48. jonny herbartMarch 28, 2008 at 12:55 PM

    aku waktu masuk SD blm bisa baca dan tulis (masuk SD tahun 1980) tp setelah masuk kelas 1 , semester 1 nilai raport pelajaran bahasa indonesia dapet nilai 7, semester 2 nilai bhs indonesia nya dapet nilai 8, dan pas waktu mau kenaikan kelas (semester 3) nilai bhs indonesiaku 9 9 ( SEMBILAN )...hehehehehe, pdhl waktu masuk kls 1 aku gk bisa apa2 baik baca & tulis, krn aku gk masuk TK, langsung lompat ke SD, SD Negeri 7 ( Teladan ).

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  49. yelli ordinary peopleMarch 28, 2008 at 1:11 PM

    olas udah makan nasih lom sama opah :D

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  50. Andre PelenkahuMarch 28, 2008 at 3:29 PM

    baru buburs yell.nasih hanya kadang2 :D

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  51. Vemiliam : )March 28, 2008 at 3:39 PM

    anak sekarang pintar2 ya
    bapaknya jgn mau kalah dunk :D

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  52. Andre PelenkahuMarch 28, 2008 at 4:55 PM

    nyerah mbak.kalau dia ngambek brat tar dia blg aku kasitau oma/opung/opa loh katanya... :D

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  53. dewi wakkaryMarch 28, 2008 at 5:43 PM

    emang gurunya Olas orang sunda? pake h gitu nulis oma en opa

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  54. Andre PelenkahuMarch 28, 2008 at 6:47 PM

    gak bukan.habit aja kalee.

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  55. Andre PelenkahuMarch 30, 2008 at 9:59 AM

    Selamat hari Minggu apey...n temans :D

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  56. Andre PelenkahuMarch 31, 2008 at 9:51 AM

    ini SDnya di Timor Leste ya Jonnn? :-"

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  57. Dody PriambodoMay 2, 2008 at 2:52 PM

    sistem pendidikan yang aneh... no wonder the ministry of education has gone mad :(

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  58. Andre PelenkahuMay 2, 2008 at 2:58 PM

    bener mas dody....apalagi skr udah banyak sekolah international...makin gazebo sistemnya....

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  59. Dody PriambodoMay 2, 2008 at 3:58 PM

    makin kacau lagi.... those kids (read: spoiled bratss) can not even speak bahasa indonesia. tragis bgt ga sih! sekolah macam apa itu!!

    care for some reality check? go to kinokuniya or periplus bookshop at plaza senayan and see how devastating the reality can be. those kids are amazingly fluent in English (I assume their dumb-ass teachers taught them so at those fancy schools) and you counld't help to laugh and to feel irritated once u found out how "retarded" they can be when asked in the "native language".

    ironic, huh? this is what happen when people have money and think that high-price education is everything. i'm not against teaching english to kids but keeping their identity as a nation with our native language is as important as having a good education itself.

    lhooo.... kok aku jadi makin ngelantur gini yah? hehehe :D

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  60. Andre PelenkahuMay 2, 2008 at 4:14 PM

    MERDEKA!!!

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