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For all those men
who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update
for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women
realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.
Men are like....
1. Men are like ..Laxatives ...... They
irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like. Bananas ........ The older they get, the
less firm they are.
3. Men are like ... Weather . Nothing can be done to change
4. Men are like Blenders You need One, but you're not
quite sure why.
5. Men are like ..Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth,
& they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ... Commercials ....... You can't
believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores .... Their clothes
are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like .... Government Bonds
.... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9 Men are like ..... Mascara . They usually
run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like Popcorn .. They satisfy
you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when
they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ......Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but
not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots All the
good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.