Friday, November 2, 2007

lelaki dan wanita...

 

Arrggh,.....Selamat berakhir pekan....!

Om Kondre

Men: 

1. All men are extremely busy.
2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women
3. Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them.
4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have one around.
5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their luck with others.

Women:
 
1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security.
2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive clothes and stuff.
3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have something to wear.
4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress beautifully. 
5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just 'an old rag'.
6. Although their clothes are always 'just an old rag', they still expect you to  compliment them.
7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don't believe you.

 
Wisdom:

WHEN I WAS MARRIED 25 YEARS, I TOOK A LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, 'HONEY, 25 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I  GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD BLOND.'
NOW WE HAVE A $500,000 HOME, A $45,000 CAR, NICE BIG BED AND 
PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A 50-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU ARE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS.'
MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT & FIND A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD BLONDE, AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA  BED AND WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV.

AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT? THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE YOUR MID-LIFE CRISIS!

8 comments:

  1. AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT?

    yes, they great, untung belom tua wakakaka

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  2. Laen kale pakai pakai bahasa endonesa aja Om...Lagi malas mikir...

    Happy nice wiken juga ya....

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  3. yell : yeahh!
    lusi : ok thanks
    tina : main cantik donk tin...
    imel : aggghhh malas mikir...akibat males mandi tugh :p
    fem : yap

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